Smart monkey

[Outlaw Torn]

A man walks into a bar with a monkey on his shoulder, sits down at the bar and orders a pint of beer. While this is being served the monkey jumps off his shoulder and runs to the other end of the bar, finds a bowl of olives and downs the whole lot, then proceeds to the cherries. Eventually he jumps on the pool table and eats a cue ball. The bartender, who just sat back and watched, exlaimed to the man, "holy sh*t, did you see that, your monkey just ate all the olives, cherries and a cueball", to which the man replies calmly "doesnt surprise me, he sually eats anything"
A month later the same man walks in with the monkey on his shoulder, and the whole process happens again, except this time, the monkey rams the olives and cherries up his arse before pulling them out and eating them, and leaves the pool table well alone. As before, the bartender saw this and exlaimed " holy sh*t, your monkey just shoved everything it ate up its arse first", to which the owner of the monkey calmly replies "he does that, after the cueball incident, he checks for clearance first".

[Patrio7]

old joke but its good