thoughts for the day

[bazcom]

thoughts for the day
2. A day without sunshine is like...................night.

3. On the other hand, you have different fingers.
4. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
5. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
6. Remember, half the people you know are below average.
7. He who laughs last thinks slowest.
8. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in
the trap.
9. Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.
10. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
11. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.
12. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.
13. How many of you believe in psychokinesis? Raise my hand.
14. OK . . . so what's the speed of dark?
15. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
16. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
17. Every one has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.
18. How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?
19. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
20. What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
21. I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
22. Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
23. Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what happened.
24. Just remember - if the world didn't suck, we would all fall off.
25. Light travels faster than sound. That is why some people appear bright
until you hear them speak.
26. Life isn't like a box of chocolates.... it's more like a jar of
jalapenos. What you do today, might burn your butt tomorrow.

[TheForgotten]

If you choke a smurf, what colour does it turn?
if black boxes are indestructable, why don't they make planes out of the same stuff?
Why are they called black boxes? they're orange!
When a woman knows she's going out on a date, why won't she get ready 1/2 hour earlier, instead of being late?
Why is abbreviation such a long word?
An adult can be in the infantry, but can an infant commit adultery?

[_Mukas_]

20. What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

24. Just remember - if the world didn't suck, we would all fall off.

if you get scared half to death twice, arent you 3/4 dead...

the world does suck and i thank it for that

[YMY-88U]

if you get scared half to death twice, arent you 3/4 dead...

i thought half plus half equaled a whole?? or am i missing sumthing here...

[rawnrg]

i thought half plus half equaled a whole?? or am i missing sumthing here...

A half + half of a half ( 0.5 * 0.5 = 0.25) = 3 quarters
Yes too much exam study has got me remembering stuff
Not bad thoughts
"On the other hand, you have different fingers."
lol

[Shounak]

Since when does 0.25 = 3 quarters..

Three quarters is also 3/4.. 3/4 = 0.75..

Don't believe me? Press the following into a calculator..

3 (Three), Divide by Sign, 4 (Four), Equals button..

See how you go..

[stocky]

oh man this is the lamest argument ever.

what he would mean to say is-
if you were to start with, lets say "1 life", and you get scared to death once, you lose half of that life. if you get half to death again, you lose half of whats left, you would be left with 1/4 of your life left.

is that what you guys are trying to argue?

[forceitin]

Give it more boost !!!! lmao...

[_Mukas_]

what he would mean to say is-
if you were to start with, lets say "1 life", and you get scared to death once, you lose half of that life. if you get half to death again, you lose half of whats left, you would be left with 1/4 of your life left.

Exactly. wouldnt have thought it needed explaining tho...

[Patrio7]

never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly

obey gravity, its the law.

concionshesnes [ bugger spelling ], the annnoying time between naps

you are unique, just like everybody else.

[maxy0987]

lol at above argument, it's gold, really it is, made me laugh at the end of the day, thats nto easy to do

[_Mukas_]

glad we could be of assistance maxy