why you should leave your condoms in the car.

[purebitch]

Iwas happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so
we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends
encouraged me. And my girlfriend? She was a dream!
There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed. That one thing
was her younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of
age, wore tight mini skirts, and low cut blouses. She would regularly
bend down when near me and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear.
It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else.
One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the
wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me
that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me
that she couldn't overcome and didn't really want to overcome. She told
me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and
committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and couldn't say a
word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go
ahead with it, just come up and get me."
I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
When she reached the top, she pulled down her panties and threw them
down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and went
straight to the front door. I opened the door, stepped out of the house,
and walked straight towards my car.
My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes, he
hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little
test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the
family"
The moral of this story is...

Always keep your condoms in your car.

[t-rev]

hahahahaha that is sooo good

[sparky]

gold

[nicholasjoe]

HAHA i could see that ending coming!

[VLDavo]

theres a few versions of that joke but its still good

[Jesterarts]

Hahaha!! Absolutely gold!

I'd better take mine outta my wallet then i guess...

[R Photon]

lol very nice haha

[Patrio7]

and on that day the gods smiled upon the groom to be.

[vn88calais]

hahahahaahah thats gold lol...utterly hilarious!!! hahahaha

cheers mate, Todd

[craigvk]

That's great.