Oldie but a Goodie

[brownie82]

"Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose woman."

The priest asks, "Is that you, little Johnny?"

"Yes, Father, it is."

"And, who was the woman you were with?"

"Sure and I can't be tellin' you, Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation."

"Well, Johnny, I'm sure to find out sooner or later, so you may as well tell me now. Was it Brenda O'Malley?"

"I cannot say."

"Was it Patricia Kelly?"

"I'll never tell."

"Was it Liz Shannon?"

"I'm sorry, but I can't name her."

"Was it Cathy Morgan?"

"My lips are sealed."

"Was it Fiona McDonald, then?"

"Please, Father, I cannot tell you."

The priest sighs in frustration. "You're a steadfast lad, little johnny, and I admire that. But you've sinned, and you must atone. You cannot attend
church for three months. Be off with you now."

Johnny walks back to his pew. His friend Sean slides over and whispers, "What'd you get?"

"Three months vacation and five good leads," says Johnny.

[t-rev]

best ive heard in a while, good stuff

[Patrio7]

heh great joke there

[VRSS]

haha i've never heard that before

[Ripcell]

hehe good stuff

[vn88calais]

read it once before but always good for a chuckle!!

cheers, Todd