Some things you dont wanna hear during surgery

[The1985divo]

Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy.

Someone call the janitor - we're going to need a mop.

Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness.

Bo! Bo! Comeback with that! Bad Dog!

Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?

Hand me that...uh...that uh.....thingie.

Oh no! I just lost my Rolex.

Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500ml of this stuff before?

Rats! There go the lights again...

Ya know, there's big money in kidneys. Hey, the guy's got two of 'em.

Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens!

Could you stop that thing from beating; it's throwing my concentration off.

What's this doing here?

I hate it when they're missing stuff in here.

That's cool! now can you make his leg twitch?!

I wish I hadn't forgotten my glasses.

Well folks, this will be an experiment for all of us.

Sterile, schmerile. The floor's clean, right?

Anyone see where I left that scalpel?

And now we remove the subject's brain and place it in the body of the ape.

OK, now take a picture from this angle. This is truly a freak of nature.

Nurse, did this patient sign the organ donation card?

Don't worry. I think it is sharp enough.

She's gonna blow! Everyone take cover!!!

FIRE! FIRE! Everyone get out!

Uh oh! Page 47 of the manual is missing!


The patient shook his head gingerly as he slowly regained consciousness. "Well, Doc..." he asked, "tell me was the operation a success?"

"Sorry, son," was the reply. "I'm afraid I'm not your doctor, I'm Saint Peter."

[boss]

"the leg bone's connected to hip bone,

the hip bones connected to the red thing,

the red things connected to my wrist watch....

Oh no.."

"Now if something should go wrong, let's not get the law involved. One hand watches the other. Hey that reminds me"

Dr Nick Riveria

[Jaime]

"Not the Solicitor! I'm SO sick of that guy!"

[PIMPIN]

"Not the Solicitor! I'm SO sick of that guy!"

It's the coroner champ...

[Jaime]

I had a feeling it was wrong but I had a go anyway...

PS: Thanks for correcting me.

[fourstar82]

Another productive day at work eh Salem?

Andy

[Gobbles]

Another productive day at work eh Salem?

Andy

obviously heh

[The1985divo]

Another productive day at work eh Salem?

Andy

I work extreamly hard at work thakyou very much (no sarcasm involved) just i get a bit of free time now and again

[fourstar82]

hehe, thats cool, just a bit of tounge in cheek!!!