tigers beema

[bazcom]

On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his
BMW into a petrol station
in a remote part of the Irish countryside. The pump
attendant, obviously
knows nothing about golf, greets him in a typical
Irish manner completely
unaware of who he is.
Top of the mornin' to yer, sir" says the attendant.
Tiger nods a quick "hello" and bends forward to pick
up the nozzle. As he
does so, two tees fall out of his shirt pocket onto
the ground.
"What are dose?, asks the attendant.
"They're called tees" replies Tiger.
"Well, what on the god's earth are dey for?"
inquires the Irishman.
"They're for resting my balls on when I'm driving",
says Tiger.
"####in Jaysus", says the Irishman, "BMW tinks of
everyting!"

[_Mukas_]

hahahahaha....nice

[Charg'd]

not bad at all hahaha

[NickVR]

Thats good. i think i've heard it before.