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  1. 14-06-2006 02:50 PM #1
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    A dark African girl goes to see the doctor for a sore throat.
    The doctor asks her to take all her clothes off and stand facing the corner of the room.
    She thinks to herself, “This is strange, why do I have to take my clothes off for just for a sore throat, oh well, he is the doctor, and he must know what he is doing.”
    The doctor then asks her to bend over and touch her toes facing the corner.
    Then the doctor said "hmmm Ok, put your clothes back on and come here.”
    He writes out a script for her sore throat.
    The woman thinks this is very strange and finally asks the doctor "Why did I have to take off all my clothes and bend over for you to diagnose my complaint for a sore throat?"
    The doctor replies "Well I am thinking of buying a new black lounge with pink pillows and I just wanted to see what they looked liked before I bought it"
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  2. 14-06-2006 08:15 PM #2
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    Quote Originally Posted by MY-42-VT
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  3. 14-06-2006 08:19 PM #3
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    lol....
    im not even gonna comment on that...
    its so so so wrong...
    freakin funny though... lol
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  4. 14-06-2006 09:44 PM #4
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    hahahaha i like it
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    bit of cherry ripe action!
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    just wait for the mod to come in...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jamie_87
    bit of cherry ripe action!
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    hahahaha thats a weird and funny one lol..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jamie_87
    bit of cherry ripe action!



    yeah, mukas dont reckon it'll be long.
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    Quote Originally Posted by _Mukas_
    just wait for the mod to come in...
    hahaha

    made me laugh too much.... julie will prob remove it but.
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    half way i thought it was going to go on about her black boy friend and the 3" wide hole going right though her.....
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    :my:

    different.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Infus10n
    hahaha

    made me laugh too much.... julie will prob remove it but.
    Dont worry about julie worry about 12volt!!!

    Hell funny joke tho!!
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