Jogging

[VS Omega]

A woman was having a daytime affair while her husband was at work. One
wet and rainy day she was in bed with her boyfriend when, to her
horror, she heard her husband’s’ car pull into the driveway. She looked out
the window and yelled to her lover. “Quick jump out the window”. My
husband’s home early!!

“I can’t jump out the window!” came the strangled reply from beneath
the sheets “It’s raining out there!”

“If my husband catches us in here, he’ll kill us both!” she replied.
He’s got a very quick temper and a very large gun. The rain is the least
of your problems!”

So the boyfriend scoots out of bed, grabs his clothes and jumps out the
window! As he began running down the street in the pouring rain, he
quickly discovered he had run right into the middle of the town’s annual
Marathon.

So he started running alongside the others, about 300 of them. Being
naked,with his clothes tucked under his arm, he tried to blend in as best
he could. After a little while, a small group of runners, which had
been studying him with some curiosity, jogged closer?

“Do you always run in the nude?” one asked.”Oh yes!”

He replied, gasping in air. “It feels so wonderfully free.”

Another runner moved alongside. “Do you always run carrying your
clothes with you under your arm?”

“Oh, yes” our friend answered breathlessly. “That way I can get dressed
right at the end of the run and get in my car to go home!”

“Then a third runner cast his eyes a little lower and queried. “Do you
always wear a condom when you run?”

“Nope.” said our friend “Just when it’s raining.”

[kowan]

funny hahahaha

[TheForgotten]

Hahahahahahahahahahaha

[Shifty1]

hahaha

[vn88calais]

hahahaha lol

cheers, Todd