Clocks

[kowan]

An Aussie died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at
the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.

He asked, "What are all those clocks?"

St. Peter answered. "Those are Lie-clocks. Everyone on earth has a lie
clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move."

"Oh" said the man "whose clock is that?"

"That's Mother Teresa"s. The hands have never moved, indicating that she
never told a lie."

"Incredible" said the man. "And whose clock is that one?"

St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have
moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life"

"Where's John Howard's clock" asked the man.

"John Howard's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling
fan."

[R Photon]

haha heard it before but still pretty good

[Shifty1]

haha solid gold..

[Patrio7]

poor lawyers choose the wrong job for the right reputation.

[vn88calais]

hahahahahaa thats gold man, heaps good

cheers, Todd