1st time

[Infus10n]

I thought it was funny....



A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night

and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a

big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that

after dinner, she would like to go out and make love

for the first time.

* * * * * * * * *

Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex

before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get

some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his first time and

the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour.

He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and

sex.

* * * * * * * * *

At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many

condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family

pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he

thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.

* * * * * * * * *

That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents

house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm

so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!"

* * * * * * * * *

The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table

where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly

offers to say grace and bows his head.

* * * * * * * * *

A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer,

with his head down.

* * * * * * * * *

10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.

* * * * * * * * *

Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the

girlfriend leans over and whispers to the

boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious."

* * * * * * * *

The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your

father was a pharmacist."

* * * * * * * * *

[vn88calais]

oldie but a classic!!

ahahahah cheers, Todd

[Jecs]

hahahahaha nice Infus10n

but really what would you do in a situation like this ??



Jecs

[90VN55]

:my: poor guy.

[_Mukas_]

personally, i wouldnt be rambling on to my chemist about getting my first root...its as easy as going into a servo, throwing the FOB employee the cash and done, no questions asked, no bullshit...simple really...

[VStooDie4]

Id be crying...

[Patrio7]

personally, i wouldnt be rambling on to my chemist about getting my first root...its as easy as going into a servo, throwing the FOB employee the cash and done, no questions asked, no bullshit...simple really...

im out of the loop these days,

"FOB" ?

but yeah that would royally be a cringe moment

[VRSS]

ohhhhh... SNAP!!!!

[maxy0987]

but really what would you do in a situation like this ??

run like the wind

[groucho]

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm i had know idea we had to analyse the jokes!!!!!

[jack.mc]

Baaahahaha!!!

Mukas: This is the Jokes/humour page. If you don't want to laugh, don't come here.

[garfa]

personally, i wouldnt be rambling on to my chemist about getting my first root...its as easy as going into a servo, throwing the FOB employee the cash and done, no questions asked, no bullshit...simple really...

but then it wouldn't be very funny would it.
it would be funny if the father didnt give a shit!

[daveb8]

im out of the loop these days,

"FOB" ?

but yeah that would royally be a cringe moment

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=FOB

[semi]

personally, i wouldnt be rambling on to my chemist about getting my first root...its as easy as going into a servo, throwing the FOB employee the cash and done, no questions asked, no bullshit...simple really...

hey, when the moment arrives, feel free to comment. Until then, keep your mouth shut

[_Mukas_]

but really what would you do in a situation like this ??

read this and understand where my response came from you focking imbociles!

[VN-88]

haha. that was a good one. but i dont go to pharamsists either. i got safeways and go through the register of mates and get em for very cheap.