three living nuns

[_Mukas_]

It was friday afternoon and the priest called his three most devout nuns to his office...
"Now ladies, you have all been tremendous over the last few years and ive decided to give you all the weekend off" the priest says
"Oh, why thankyou" they all respond
Monday comes and the priest again calls the nuns into his office to see what they got up to on the weekend.
"Well...' says the first ' i went to a party and consumed alcohol...please forgive me father"
shaking his head "all is forgiven, go bathe in the holy water"
"I too consumed alcohol' the second one says 'but i consumed too much and made love to a man"
disappointedly the priest says "all is forgiven, go bathe in the holy water"
While all this is going on, the third nun is in absolute hysterics, rolling on the floor in tears of laughter
"what are you laughing at?" the priest asks bemused
"well i consumed some alcohol too but i didnt make love to man or anything like that"
"well what did you do?"
"I pissed in the holy water"

[Doctor Sodways]

LMAO, nice, i like that

[vn88calais]

hahahahaahah gosh thats funny hahaha

cheers, Todd