A duck walks into a bar and asks: "Got any Bread?"
Barman says: "No."
Duck says: "Got any bread?"
Barman says: "No."
Duck says: "Got any bread?"
Barman says: "No."
Duck says: "Got any bread?"
Barman says: "No."
Duck says: "Got any bread?"
Barman says: "No, we have no bread."
Duck says: "Got any bread?"
Barman says: "No, we haven't got any ******* bread."
Duck says: "Got any bread?"
Barman says: "No, are you deaf?! We haven't got any ******* bread, ask me
again and I'll nail your ******* beak to the bar you irritating ****** * of a
******* bird!"
Duck says: "Got any nails?"
Barman says: "No"
Duck says: "Got any bread?
good stuff.
That the automobile has practically reached the limit of its development is suggested by the fact that during the past year no improvements of a radical nature have been introduced.
Scientific American, June 2, 1909.
Drinking and driving: there are stupider things, but it's a very short list.
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Some people say less talk more action, i say more torque less traction.
Hey Kowan got any bread ? cos the black African girls who reckon your non PC joke aint funny are headin' your way with a big bunch'o'naills.......tee bluddy heeOriginally Posted by kowan
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Originally Posted by groucho
ummmm I already have a lounge thanks![]()
awsome, a talking duck
How to be a good Australian Citizen: Drive a Camry, Become another number in the system, Dob in all other numbers for un-numberlike behavior (no matter how slight), Base all your opinions solely on the information provided by T.T. and A.C.A., Believe everything our gracious Government Tells you to.
hehehe nice!!
cheers, Todd
VY works currently in PRODUCTION!!
Engine will still be sloow!!!!! ;-)