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    Default a duck walks into a bar.

    A duck walks into a bar and asks: "Got any Bread?"

    Barman says: "No."
    Duck says: "Got any bread?"
    Barman says: "No."
    Duck says: "Got any bread?"
    Barman says: "No."
    Duck says: "Got any bread?"
    Barman says: "No."
    Duck says: "Got any bread?"
    Barman says: "No, we have no bread."
    Duck says: "Got any bread?"
    Barman says: "No, we haven't got any ******* bread."
    Duck says: "Got any bread?"
    Barman says: "No, are you deaf?! We haven't got any ******* bread, ask me
    again and I'll nail your ******* beak to the bar you irritating ****** * of a
    ******* bird!"
    Duck says: "Got any nails?"
    Barman says: "No"
    Duck says: "Got any bread?
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    good stuff.
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    had to have a slight giggle
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    Quote Originally Posted by kowan
    A duck walks into a bar and asks: "Got any Bread?"

    Barman says: "No."
    Duck says: "Got any bread?"
    Barman says: "No."
    Duck says: "Got any bread?"
    Barman says: "No."
    Duck says: "Got any bread?"
    Barman says: "No."
    Duck says: "Got any bread?"
    Barman says: "No, we have no bread."
    Duck says: "Got any bread?"
    Barman says: "No, we haven't got any ******* bread."
    Duck says: "Got any bread?"
    Barman says: "No, are you deaf?! We haven't got any ******* bread, ask me
    again and I'll nail your ******* beak to the bar you irritating ****** * of a
    ******* bird!"
    Duck says: "Got any nails?"
    Barman says: "No"
    Duck says: "Got any bread?
    Hey Kowan got any bread ? cos the black African girls who reckon your non PC joke aint funny are headin' your way with a big bunch'o'naills.......tee bluddy hee

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    Quote Originally Posted by groucho
    Hey Kowan got any bread ? cos the black African girls who reckon your non PC joke aint funny are headin' your way with a big bunch'o'naills.......tee bluddy hee

    ummmm I already have a lounge thanks
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    awsome, a talking duck
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    hehehe nice!!

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