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    a woman who has had six children wan'ts to get a nip & tuck for downstairs
    after the sergery she awakes to see three roses on the end of her bed,
    she asks the nurse what are they for?
    well says the nurse one from the doctor for being a good patient,
    the other is from your husband who cant wait till you get home,
    the last one is from phillip in the burns ward thanking you for a new set of ear's
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    it's old but funny in a gross kinda way.....
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    haha eeww I wonder if Phillip from the burns unit likes having his ears touched?
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    Quote Originally Posted by fourstar82
    haha eeww I wonder if Phillip from the burns unit likes having his ears touched?
    he will now ^_^

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    Nah but once a month he gets a little bleeding
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    weird and gross but i still smiled

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