and again two more

[Pretender]

A Fishy Story

A man calls home to his wife and says, "Honey I have been asked to go fishing at a big lake up in Canada with my boss and several of his friends. We'll be gone for a week."
"This is a good opportunity for me to get that promotion I've been wanting so would you please pack me enough clothes for a week and set out my rod and tackle box. We're leaving from the office and I will swing by the house to pick my things up. Oh! Please pack my new blue silk pajamas."
The wife thinks this sounds a little fishy but being a good wife she does exactly what her husband asked.
The following weekend he comes home a little tired but otherwise looking good. The wife welcomes him home and asks if he caught many fish?
He says, "Yes! Lot's of Walleye, some Bluegill, and a few Pike. But why didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to do?"
I did, they're in your tackle box

Stairway to Heaven

One day, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead were all driving in a car when the car crashed. Minutes later they appeared up in heaven.

God says to them "Ahead are 100 stairs, at each stair you will be told a joke, if you laugh you will take the one way train to Hell, if you remain silent, you will continue on. If you make it to the top, you will stay in Heaven."
So the brunette started up the stairs. At the 55th stair she laughed, and was sent abroad the train to hell.
The redhead started to climb but laughed at the 79th stair and got on the train to Hell.
The blonde started up and made it to the 100th stair. She paused, then began laughing non stop. Shocked, God asked her why she had laughed. Still laughing she replied, "the first joke was funny, I just got it"

[Patrio7]

hahahaha both very golden there pretender

[vn88calais]

hahahaha one smart woman!! hahahaha, but then the blonde changed my opinion!!

hehe good work pretender!!

cheers, Todd

[Jesterarts]

haha...nice