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    This may save your life

    Situational Awareness Scenario:



    You are driving in a car at a constant speed.


    On your left side is a valley and on your right side is a fire engine
    travelling at the same speed as you.


    In front of you is a galloping pig which is the same size as your car
    and you cannot overtake it.


    Behind you is a helicopter flying at ground level.


    Both the giant pig and the helicopter are also travelling at the same
    speed as you.


    What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?
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    Get off the Merry-Go-Round, you're pissed.

    i couldnt control myself when i read this, my old man couldnt read it without laughing either
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    Dad got it in an email, and forwarded it to me. Its a scenario i can see myself getting into which is why i found it so funny
    I used to play sports. Then I realized you can buy trophies. Now I’m good at everything.

    The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. ~ Dudley Moore.




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    hahahaha wat a classic!!

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    yeh, i got sent to me yesterday also, its a ###n pissa!
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    hmmmm sorry didnt get a giggle from me but it was played out well.
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