Irish Bank Robbery

[Outlaw Torn]

Irish Bank Robbery

Excerpted from an article about a bank robbery which appeared in the Dublin Times (metropolitan edition, page 2A) on 2 March 1999:

Once inside the bank shortly after midnight, their efforts at disabling the internal security system got underway immediately. The robbers, who expected to find one or two large safes filled with cash and valuables, were surprised to see hundreds of smaller safes scattered throughout the bank.

The robbers cracked the first safe's combination, and inside they found Only a bowl of vanilla pudding. As recorded on the bank's audio-tape system, one said, "At least we'll get a bit to eat,"

The robbers opened up a second safe, and it also contained nothing but vanilla pudding. The process continued until all the safes were opened.

They found not one pound sterling, a diamond, or an ounce of gold. Instead, all the safes contained covered bowls of pudding.

Disappointed, the robbers made a quiet exit, each leaving with nothing more than a queasy, uncomfortably full stomach.

The newspaper headline read:

IRELAND'S LARGEST SPERM BANK ROBBED EARLY THIS MORNING.

[Patrio7]

ohhhh cringe factor >.<

[Shifty1]

thats off.. funny.. but off.. LOL

[vn88calais]

wehn i saw the word "SPERM BANK" i shut my eyes in a crunge motion, terrible...ewww...

ahah cheers, Todd

[flat6]

lol cringe

[TheForgotten]

hey not all irish are that stupid... at least... not the part-breeds

[soyaman]

i ran this 'joke' past a few workmates - funny thing is they all wore the exact same 'pained' expression (with lips pursed) , for about a minute before they laughed ,
mate! this joke had me dry-wretching at work just thinking about it the next day.

[V3N0M]

DAGNAMMIT!!! i had to be eating at this time. rofl

[Outlaw Torn]

hey not all irish are that stupid... at least... not the part-breeds

i know, im one, also part aussie. This combo came from the penal colony now known as Sydney

[jason_vs]

aww i just ate not cool