$50 is $50

[dsnutz]

Morris And His Wife, Esther Went To The Easter Show Every Year.
Every Year, Morris Would Say, "esther, I'd Like To Ride In That
Helicopter."
Esther Always Replied, " I Know Morris, But That Helicopter Ride Is
50 Dollars And 50 Dollars Is 50 Dollars."
A Few Years Later, Esther And Morris Went To The Easter Show.
Morris Said, "esther, I'm 85 Years Old. If I Don't Ride That
Helicopter Now, I Might Never Get Another Chance."
Esther Replied, "morris, That Helicopter Is 50 Dollars And 50
Dollars Is 50 Dollars."
The Pilot Overheard The Couple. He Said, "folks, I'll Make You A
Deal. I'll Take The Both Of You For A Ride If You Can Stay Quiet For The
Entire Ride And Not Say A Word, I Won't Charge You! But If You Say One
Word,
T's 50 Dollars."
Morris And Esther Agreed --- And Up They Went.
The Pilot Did All Kinds Of Fancy Manoeuvers. But Not A Word Was
Heard. He Did His Daredevil Tricks Over And Over Again, But Still Not A
Word.
When They Landed, The Pilot Turned To Morris. He Said, "by Golly, I
Did Everything I Could To Get You To Yell Out, But You Didn't. I'm
Impressed!"
Morris Replied, "well, I Was Going To Say Something When Esther
Fell Out, But 50 Dollars Is 50 Dollars."

[_Mukas_]

hahahaha..........###n gold!!!! love it

[R Photon]

hahaha funny shit lol

[minux]

lol, gotta love that, what a classic

[maxy0987]

LMFAO, i gotta remember that one

[Patrio7]

Cheapskate *small anime style fuming*

good joke though

[commod8]

hahaha, there are a lot of classics on this site

[Shifty1]

LOL LOL .. love it..

[vn88calais]

hahahahaha lmao!!!! ahahahaha

cheers, Todd

[sixshooter]

hahahaha !