Telling The Truth

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An Aussie died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter

at the P early Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked,

"What are all those clocks?"



St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a

Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move."



"Oh," said the man, "whose clock is that?"



"That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that

she never told a lie." "Incredible," said the man.



"And whose clock is that one?" St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham

Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe

told o nly two lies in his entire life."



"Where's John Howard's clock?" asked the man. "John Howard's clock

is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan."

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