A Heavenly Story

[kowan]

“A Heavenly Story”

Once upon a time in the Kingdom of Heaven, God went missing for six days.
Eventually, Michael the archangel found him on the seventh day resting.
He enquired of God, "Where have you been?"
God pointed downwards through the clouds. "Look Michael, look what I've made," said God.
Archangel Michael looked puzzled and said, "What is it?"
"Its a planet," replied God, "and I've put LIFE on it. I'm going to call it Earth and it's going to be a great place of balance."
"Balance?" inquired Michael, still confused.
God explained, pointing down to different parts of the Earth, "For example, North America will be a place of great opportunity and wealth while South America is going to be poor; the Middle East over there will be a hot spot and Russia will be a cold spot.
Over there I've placed a continent of white people and over there is a continent of black people." God continued, pointing to the different countries. "This one will be extremely hot and arid while this one will be very cold and covered in ice."
The Archangel, impressed by God's work, then pointed to another area of land and asked, "What's that?"
"Ah", said God. "That’s Queensland, the most glorious place on Earth.
There are beautiful people, impressive towns; it is the home of the world’s finest artists, musicians, writers, thinkers and explorers.
The people from Queensland are going to be modest, intelligent and humorous and they're going to be found travelling the world. They'll be extremely sociable, hard-working and high-achieving, and they will be known throughout the world as speakers of truth."
Michael gasped in wonder and admiration but then proclaimed, "What about balance God, you said there will be BALANCE!"

God replied very wisely, "Wait till you see the wankers I'm putting in NSW.”






Go The MAROONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[_Mukas_]

the best bit is....he decided that the better of qld and nsw be decided in the worlds most liveable city! (were 2nd now, but ah well)
GO STORM!!!!

[TheForgotten]

hehehe spoken like a true roach killer.....

[Patrio7]

hahahaha omg lolz

pardon the newbspeek but i havent laughed so hard at a joke for ages

[Shifty1]

lol gold..

[groucho]

yes this is obviously no joke being the word of God.The truth it is after all the attributes described about QLD'ers say they "will be found travelling the world".
That would explain why you won't find anyone in QLD with such wonderful qualities ..............except of course visitors and tourists.HA dee fkn ha ha

[kowan]

The truth hurts, huh Groucho?

Go The MAROONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[vn88calais]

hahaha nice one haha

cheers, Todd