worst prank

[bangers]

whats the worst prank you played on someone or had played on you? not the funniest, but one thats backfired and/or been dangerous.

one day while puting a 350 chev in a HQ i left my glass of green cordial on the bench while i went to the toilet. the boys decided to swap it with cleaning detergent. they assumed i'd notice the bubbles but by the time i got to it there weren't any. i took a big swig and almost died. i was on the ground changing colours as i couldn't breathe. bloody idiots.

[tc2001]

the one a mate and i did was kinda like that... we poured another mate's green cordial under the front of his car.... he spent 4hrs lookin for the leak in the radiator

[Outlaw Torn]

shitloads of gelatine in the radiator just befor i went on a long roadtrip. fine going away, overnight it frosted, next morning i noticed that the water in my radiator was jelly. (I have a habit of checking radiator regularly )

man was i pissed off

[SL/ENUT]

my worst prank when working on a car is change the coil lead with dead one. Makes the owner of the car very puzzled.
Also another one is changed one of the spark leads around so the timing is out.

[commod8]

well this wasn't really a prank, but it was something that scared my friend and i. i was at my friends house, and his mum had just bought a new manual toyota camry, and no one but us were around, so he grabbed the keys, started the car (car was in first gear, and he had the clutch down to the floor) he put the pedal all teh way down to the floor a couple of times, and for a reason that he can't work out, he lifted his left foot from the clutch and the car jumped forward, and he almost scraped this bluestone surrounding his front garden (if the car was lowered he would've either scraped it, or even smahsed the bluestone), if he had have kept going and driven over the bluestone, he would've run through a hedge and smashed into the fence....i got a shock out of what happened, but my mate got so scared that his facial expression changed into something i've never seen before. he reveresed the car back, quickly jumped out, and was absolutely shattered.....poor bloke

[Shounak]

There was this kid we didn't like too much in year 7 or 8.. Two other mates and I went over to his house at 3am, turned off his water mains and epoxy glued it shut.

Apparently they couldn't flush the toilet or have showers.. A pretty shitty prank, but hilarious..

[Morgasshk]

lol, good one shounak!

my pranks have been all pretty crappy ones, prank phone calls and shit... boring!

[commod8]

well this one is stupid. at school we've got a phone in the main corridor hat students can use, anyway, back in year 7, my friend called 000, and said that on the way to school he saw a man holding a gun, standing around up the road from our school, the story was believed by the operator, and about 2mins later, we saw cops fly past the school. i still after 5 years, cannot believe my friend did that, bloody crazy and silly thing to do.

this is something we did back in year 9....me and a couple of mates in class (i'd love to know how the teacher didn't realise this) were making paper balls and were shoving them down my friends collar, as he was tightly holding his jacket so the paper balls wouldn't fall out. we literally shoved about 35 paper balls down his collar. when the bell when, we left our current class to go to our next class. we walked into next class, and walked down to the back of the room, my friend unzipped his jacket and the paper balls dropped down onto the floor, so there were like 35 paper balls just sitting there on the ground (teacher didn't even notice as she was to busy getting oraganised) anyway, my mates and i started pissing ourselves laughing, and the teacher looked at us, and noticed that a few of us were staring at the ground, she then looked at the ground and said "ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh my goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood whooooooooooo did this?" we just kept laughing and told her that we'd pick them all up and throw them in the bin, we didn't even get in trouble....poor teacher was probably confused as to how 35 paper balls made their way to the floor.

sorry here is another one, this actually happened numerous times in year 7. our class would be hanging outside our room, waiting for the teacher, some smart arse would open a window from outside (they were unbelievably easy to open from outside) and he'd jump into the room, open the door (doors are only locked from outside) and a few more smart arses would run into the room through the door, they'd throw chairs around, tip over tables, and the legendary trademark......they'd let off the fire extinguisher until they couldn't breath anymore, and then they'd run out. the teacher would turn up staring at these little year 7's pissing themselves laughing, and would have to organise a room change, and get the year level coordinators to talk to the class, and had to try and find the culprits.

good old days. i just wish i could remember more stories, i know there are plenty more

[Troy711]

we got a length of steal batton and screwed it across the door of a portaloo while someone was in there once, and then pounded it with rocks and bricks

[Charg'd]

we got a length of steal batton and screwed it across the door of a portaloo while someone was in there once, and then pounded it with rocks and bricks

haha, ive done something similar, i just locked it from the outside, & left him in there for 45 minutes, wassnt a happy camper though

[Outlaw Torn]

a good one for motors. pull a sparkplug lead of the sparkplug and place a wad of clingfilm in the connector, then replace. Even stumps mechanics

[Stretchomatic]

haha that spark plug trick is ace...

i have a story...nothing funny about it...not even a prank...i had a mate, pretty twisted, serious family problems, said he tapped a gas bottle and screwed a spark plug into it...nearly put it in his dads car...like i said nothing funny about it, but it could have been pretty serious...

[VT1968]

years ago when we were teenagers, we had a massive mouse plague in the Elizabeth area, they were runnin all over the roads in their 1,000's.

we caught a heap of them and were disposing of them in any way possible, when a mate decided to pour petrol on one and light it up....we thought it would just burn and die on the spot, but did it? nooooooo....it took off accross the road on fire and into a paddock full of (you guessed it) dry grass...5 hectares later the fieries finally got it under control....

[Pretender]

Your mates a cruel prick, maybe someone should set part of him alight that is mouse sized. I know his testicles. I would have to tie his hands up to make it fair as mice don't have hands to put themselves out. Those that stood by and allowed it to happen are equally as low.
I know in plague proportions they need to be culled, just not with fire so don't try to justify his cruel and cowardly actions.

A prank played on me when I was nearly 15 was painful in more ways than one.
I was at my mate's place hanging around perving at the girls there for his brothers 21st. His brother was my older brother's mate so my brother was there as well.
Unbeknown to me they hatched a plan to play a trick on me.
Two girls about 19 started talking to me. I was terribly shy so they really had to push me along. The girls turned the subject to sex and I was beside myself with glee, bright red, but beside myself.
They asked me to join them in the back of my brother's other mate's Escort Panelvan.
I was on top of the world, I couldn't believe this was happening.
Inside the van they took my clothes off and I was just a little excited (when you are that age it only takes a girl to look at you to get you going).
I was nearly jumping out of my skin in anticipation and took no notice when one of them banged on the roof.
Suddenly the doors were flung open and I sat up shocked but my brother and his mate grabbed a leg each and yanked me out of the van.
All I remember is seeing all these people standing around laughing as I came out. Just for a split second though as my head collected the towball on the way down knocking me out.
Next thing I knew I was naked on the back seat of my mates mum's car, with her and her tennis partner (40 year old woman) on the way to hospital to get 12 stitches in my head.
I had to stay in overnight and explain to my parents why I had no clothes when they came to get me in the morning. I didn't tell them the truth.
Nobody gave me any hassles about it and everyone kept apologising for a few weeks afterward.
I thought it was done with but for Christmas that year I received a photo album as a gift that contained 16 photos of me laying naked and aroused on the driveway with one showing my friends mum cradling my head with a towell but with her eyes fixed elsewhere.
I burnt the album.

[90VN55]

oh my god you poor bastard did u get pay back?

i asked my brother to get me a drink so he did and when he came back he was laughing a bit, so i looked at the drink and there didnt look to be anything wrong with it so i drank it and him and my oldest brother pissed themselves laughing and then my lips started to burn real bad so i went and tipped that drink out and got another 1 and used the same glass and it keeped burning.
the assholes rubbed chilli all around the rim of the glass im yet to get them back for that.

another one that happened to me my brothers would get my pillow when im watching tv and fart on it and put it back and when i went to bed i put my face in it and i was f**king pissed off cause it would f**king stink.
i have to get them back for that to

oh and im the youngest.

[MzTomboy]

My family are full of pranksters and we often have prank wars that go on for weeks.
A favourite of my dads is to get fishing line and tie it around objects and have the end of the line hanging out side the bed room door. Then when we go into our rooms, he sneaks up and tugs on the fishing line and things go flying scaring the crap out of us. Ill never forget the time i was sitting there with my cousin and i saw his face go whiter than a sheet.. I turned around and my teddy was half way up the wall

[90VN55]

i have to try that but how did it get up the wall? was there a nail in the wall or somrthing to put the fishing line around

[azkwazere]

I dont usually find pranks funny.... they just sorta hurt everyone... i know of some guys who wrecked a 4K paint job on a car with tooth paste in a prank... it was really funny till it wouldn't come off....

Some of the stuff here is cruel... spesh the mice thing. Not to be negative but pranks arnt cool... unless nobody really gets hurt... at all...

aZk.

[90VN55]

then no pranks will be funny cause everyone will get hurt from laughing so hard

[dan-wess]

We had a boat and were in the marina tied up havin a few drinks at christmas. The old man had a big hand reel over the back and i noticed a mate pull it up and tie on a rather large anchor. A bit later I said to the old man 'hey your reel just went' he raced over and went to pull it up, 'it's a big one', (it had suctioned to the mud!!) He got his gloves on and sent me for the gaff, I was nearly wetting myself trying to hold the laughter in, about 15 prople gathered round for the prize winning fish..... it was the joke of the day for the next 6 months
Cheers
Dan

[dephilile]

If someone is drinking out of a tin can and they sit their drink down unattended poke a small hole in the side of it towards the top so that when they pick it up and drink out of it, it dribbles all over them. the best part is if they have had a few they forget about the hole in the can and drink from it again without plugging the hole with their thumb. It’s the prank that keeps on giving. I’ve only done it once. It was great!

[azkwazere]

If someone is drinking out of a tin can and they sit their drink down unattended poke a small hole in the side of it towards the top so that when they pick it up and drink out of it, it dribbles all over them. the best part is if they have had a few they forget about the hole in the can and drink from it again without plugging the hole with their thumb. It’s the prank that keeps on giving. I’ve only done it once. It was great!

See thats gold.....

aZk.

[MzTomboy]

i have to try that but how did it get up the wall? was there a nail in the wall or somrthing to put the fishing line around

yeah either a picture frame to wrap it over or around a light shade or a nail.. anything really

[fourstar82]

we got a length of steal batton and screwed it across the door of a portaloo while someone was in there once, and then pounded it with rocks and bricks

One of my mates did something like that, except he was using a spud gun.

[Dayvo]

I put some anchovies on a mates exhaust manifold a few years ago , Man do those things stink when the start to cook .