what body part is first

[dsnutz]

WHAT PART OF YOUR BODY GOES TO HEAVEN FIRST????

The nun, teaching in a Sunday school, was speaking to her class one morning and she asked the question: "When you die and go to Heaven.... which part of your body goes first? "Suzy raised her hand and said: "I think it's your hands." "Why do you think it's your hands, Suzy? ", the nun said. Suzy replied: "Because when you pray, you hold your hands together in front of you , and God, therefore, simply takes you hands first.""What a wonderful answer! ", the nun said. Little Johnny raised his hand and said: " Sister, I think it's your legs." The nun looked at him with a puzzled look on her face and said: "Now, Little Johnny, why do you think it would be your legs? "Little Johnny answered: " Well, I walked into Mommy's and Daddy's bedroom the other night. Mommy had her legs straight up in the air and she was screaming: "Oh God, oh God, I'm coming!" If Dad hadn't pinned her down, we'd have lost her."The nun fainted.

[V3N0M]

LMAO nice one

[commod8]

hahahaha what a classic!

[vn88calais]

hahaahaha lil johnny does it again!! hahaha

cheers, Todd

[sixshooter]

hahahaha !

[spac]

nice one!