Snorer

[soyaman]

Some retired deputy sheriffs went to a retreat in the
mountains. To save money, they decided to sleep
two to a room.

No one wanted to room with Daryl, because he snored so badly.
They decided it wasn't fair to make one of them stay
with him the whole time, so they voted to take turns.
The first deputy slept with Daryl and comes to breakfast the
next morning with his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot.
They said, "Man, what happened to you?" He said, "Daryl
snored so loudly, I just sat up and watched him all night."

The next night it was a different deputy's turn. In the morning,
same thing--hair all standing up, eyes all blood-shot. They
said,"Man, what happened to you? You look awful!" He said,
"That Daryl shakes the roof. I just sat up and watched him all
night."

The third night was Frank's turn. Frank was a big, burly
ex-football player; a man's man The next morning he came to breakfast
bright eyed and bushy-tailed, with a cheerful "Good Morning!"
They couldn't believe it!

They said, "Man, what happened?" He said, "Well, we got ready
for bed. I went and tucked Daryl into bed and kissed him good
night.....He sat up and watched me all night."

[Patrio7]

HAHAHAHAHHAA good one

[vn88calais]

haahhahaha didnt make him wanna sleep twice!!

cheers, Todd