little johnny on acid

[_Mukas_]

little johnny was out in the street playing with some hydrochloric acid, burning ants and bugs n shit. then the local preist walks by and sees johnny and asks what he is doing.

"playing with acid, burning stuff..."

"why not put that acid down and play with this holy water..."

"why? whats so good about holy water?" asks johnny...

"well, i can run this on a womans tummy and it helps her pass a baby"

"thats nothing!!! i put a bit on acid on me cat's arse and it passes a monaro!"

[dsnutz]

oh thats gold you got to love little johnny

[Morgasshk]

pmsl!!!!!!!!!

[vn88calais]

hahaha lmao!!!

cheers, Todd