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    A group of kindergarteners were trying very hard to become
    accustomed to the first grade. The biggest hurdle they faced was
    that the teacher insisted on NO baby talk! You need to use 'Big
    People' words," she was always reminding them. She asked Quentin
    what he had done over the weekend? "I went to visit my Nana." "No,
    you went to visit your GRANDMOTHER. Use 'Big People' words!" She
    then asked Andreas what he had done "I took a ride on a choo-choo."
    She said "No, you took a ride on a TRAIN. You must remember to use
    'Big People' words." She then asked little Frank what he had done?
    "I read a book," he replied. That's WONDERFUL!" the teacher said.
    "What book did you read?" Frank thought real hard about it, then
    puffed out his chest with great pride,and said, "Winnie the SHIT
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    lol ummm ok....

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    Quote Originally Posted by vn88calais
    lol ummm ok....
    ROFL! i find that funny and i dont no y
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    funny thing is that it probably wasn't a joke. My daughterthe other day told her nana...oops. Grandmother that she was 127 years old. Consequently, Grandma wasn't impressed.
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    heh, never try to guess a ladys age when she knows about said attempt

    and NEVER get it right! [ though im sure said grandmother isnt 127 ]
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