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Chickens
Two rednecks meet on a dusty country road. One of them is carrying a big bag labeled, "chickens."
"Chickens, eh?" says one guy. "Hey, if I guess how many chickens you got, will you give me one?"
"Heck," says the guy with the bag, "iffin you guess right, I'll give you both of 'em."
The other scratches his head and guesses, "Um... five?"
Marriage
Whether a man winds up with the nest egg or a goose egg depends a lot on the kind of chick he marries.
Trouble in marriage often starts when a man gets so busy earnin' his salt that he forgets his sugar
Too many couples marry for better or for worse, but not for good.
When a man marries a woman, they become one but the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
If a man has enough "horse sense" to treat his wife like a thoroughbred, she will never be an old nag.
Judgin' from the specimens they pick for husbands, it's no wonder that brides often blush.
On anniversaries the wise husband always forgets the past...but never the present.
A foolish husband remarks to his wife: "Honey, you stick to the washin', ironin', cookin', and scrubbin'. No wife of mine is gonna work."
The bonds of matrimony are a good investment only when the interest is kept up.
Many girls like to marry a military man--he can cook, sew, make beds, and is in good health...and he's already used to taking orders.
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thats what i was thinking lolOriginally Posted by maxy0987
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the answer is yes, I'll have 50 bucks thanks
Nice little pearls of wisdom there about marriage...
One to add to it would be "If a man wants to learn to always remember his anniversary, he only has to forget it once..."
"Married for better or worse, but not for good"....good one that.
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me too...where did that come from? was it just a lame school joke we used to say?
<<DRIVE IT LIKE ITS HOT>>
"Calais, interior is rezzed, mess my interior, its suicide you d!ckhead"
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lol, thats probably funnier than the jokes :P
Some of the marriage ones are good
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