Dad's Occupation

[kowan]

Edward was at school this morning and the teacher asked all
the children what there fathers did for a living.

All the typical answers came out, Fireman, Policeman,
Salesman,Chippy,Captain of Industry etc, but Edward was being
uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about his father.

"My father is an exotic dancer in a gay club and takes off
all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes if the offer is really
good, he'll go out with a man, rent a cheap hotel room and let them sleep with him."

The teacher quickly set the other children some work and
took little Edward aside to ask him if that was really true.

"No" said Edward,
"He plays football for NSW State of Origin side, but I was just too
embarrassed to say."

[daron]

ahahahahahaha
same thing i spose hehe

[killuminati]

Like rush hour when Carter is LAPD
"We the LAPD, the most hated cops in all the free world
My own mumma ashamed of me, she tells everyone i'm a drug dealer"