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  1. 16-07-2006, 01:38 PM #1
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    Default Daddy Longlegs

    A father watched his young daughter playing in the garden. He smiled as
    he reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl was. He thought about
    her seeing the wonders of nature through such innocent eyes.

    Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground. He went over to her
    to see what work of God had captured her attention. He noticed she was
    looking at two Daddy Longlegs mating.

    "Daddy, what are those two creatures doing?" she asked.

    "They're mating," her father replied.

    "What do you call the creature on top?" she asked.

    "That's a Daddy Longlegs," her father answered.

    "So, the other one is a Mommy Longlegs?" the little girl asked.

    As his heart soared with the joy of such a cute and innocent
    question, he replied

    "No dear. Both of them are Daddy Longlegs."

    The little girl, looking a little puzzled, thought for a moment, then
    took her foot and squashed them flat and said, "Well, we're not
    having any of that Brokeback-Mountain cr*p in our garden."
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  2. 16-07-2006, 08:30 PM #2
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    ROFL thats awesome.
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  3. 17-07-2006, 09:45 AM #3
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    haha
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  4. 17-07-2006, 09:54 AM #4
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    I like it
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  5. 17-07-2006, 01:12 PM #5
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    oh that is gold
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  6. 18-07-2006, 05:29 PM #6
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    hahahahaha...............GOLD!!!!!
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  7. 18-07-2006, 11:59 PM #7
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    lol thats good.
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  8. 05-04-2007, 10:50 PM #8
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    Lol!
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  9. 06-04-2007, 10:26 AM #9
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    hahahahaahahahahahahaha
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  10. 06-04-2007, 10:48 AM #10
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    why???????
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  11. 06-04-2007, 11:30 AM #11
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    oh my
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  12. 06-04-2007, 11:38 AM #12
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    best i've heard in a while
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    hahahahaha
    that just made my day
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  14. 06-04-2007, 06:14 PM #14
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    excellent joke!
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    Hahahahahahahahaaaaa.........
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  16. 07-04-2007, 12:01 AM #16
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    Freakin' hilarious
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  17. 10-04-2007, 01:55 PM #17
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    hahaha funny as
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  18. 10-04-2007, 03:40 PM #18
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    Hahahahahahaha.. I thought it was going to be one of those sweet little innocent jokes.. then I read the rest!! LMFAO
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