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    pick the stereotype that fits you the most.
    Post this with that as the subject...read these stereotypes...

    I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

    I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

    I'm BLACK, so I MUST carry a gun.

    I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

    I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be smart.

    I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

    I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

    I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

    I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

    I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

    I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

    I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

    I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

    I'm an ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.

    I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals.

    I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

    I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

    I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

    I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

    I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

    I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

    I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

    I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

    I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

    I'm AFRICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

    I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.

    I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

    I'm A DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

    I WEAR SKIRTS , so I MUST be a slut.

    I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

    I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

    I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

    I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth.

    I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz.

    I'm WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

    I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

    I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

    I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

    I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

    I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

    I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

    I'm ITALIAN, so I MUST have a big ****.

    I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

    I'm ALWAYS SMILING AND LAUGHING, so I MUST have a great life.

    I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

    I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

    I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

    I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

    I'm INTO THEATRE & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

    I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

    I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS,so I MUST be sleeping with them.

    I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.

    I HAVE BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

    I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

    I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

    I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.

    I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.

    I HANG OUT WITH GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO.

    I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

    I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

    I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

    I'm POLISH, so I MUST be stupid.

    I'm HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy.

    Im a STONER, so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

    Im a VIRGIN, so I MUST be prude.

    I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.

    I'm BLACK, so I MUST love fried chicken.

    I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.

    I'm BLACK, so I MUST have a big dick.

    I'm a HOOKER, so I MUST have crabs.

    I do drugs so i must be making nothing of myself in life

    I'm SHORT so I must be a MIDGET

    I care about my looks so i MUST be shallow.

    I'm FRENCH so I MUST eat frogs

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    I'm READING this thread, so I MUST be bored

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    Quote Originally Posted by stocky
    I'm READING this thread, so I MUST be bored
    I'm LAUGHING at that, so I must AGGREE
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    u guyz make my head hut
    How to be a good Australian Citizen: Drive a Camry, Become another number in the system, Dob in all other numbers for un-numberlike behavior (no matter how slight), Base all your opinions solely on the information provided by T.T. and A.C.A., Believe everything our gracious Government Tells you to.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stupa
    u guyz make my head hut
    doesn't seem like you need much help for that, lol

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    its all that bundy pumping through my blood
    How to be a good Australian Citizen: Drive a Camry, Become another number in the system, Dob in all other numbers for un-numberlike behavior (no matter how slight), Base all your opinions solely on the information provided by T.T. and A.C.A., Believe everything our gracious Government Tells you to.

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    The only one that seems to be pretty accurate is:

    I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

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    I'm ITALIAN, so I MUST have a big ****.

    Nose??? whats so bad about the word nose?
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    AHHAHAHA lol slap nutz you quoted me in your tag LOL....

    unfourntually if it were true about EMO's cut their wrists we'd all be alot happier... lets see..........

    Im Russian-Irish black dancer with blond hair thats a Atheist goth thats pretty and wears skirts...

    hahahah god its late

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    Quote Originally Posted by PaRaDoX616
    AHHAHAHA lol slap nutz you quoted me in your tag LOL....

    that's 'cause it is funny as hell, lol

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