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Old 17-07-2006, 10:30 PM
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pick the stereotype that fits you the most.
Post this with that as the subject...read these stereotypes...

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be smart.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm an ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.

I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm AFRICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm A DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I WEAR SKIRTS , so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz.

I'm WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I MUST have a big ****.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm ALWAYS SMILING AND LAUGHING, so I MUST have a great life.

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATRE & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS,so I MUST be sleeping with them.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.

I HAVE BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.

I HANG OUT WITH GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be stupid.

I'm HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy.

Im a STONER, so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

Im a VIRGIN, so I MUST be prude.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love fried chicken.

I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST have a big dick.

I'm a HOOKER, so I MUST have crabs.

I do drugs so i must be making nothing of myself in life

I'm SHORT so I must be a MIDGET

I care about my looks so i MUST be shallow.

I'm FRENCH so I MUST eat frogs
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Old 17-07-2006, 11:01 PM
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I'm READING this thread, so I MUST be bored
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Old 17-07-2006, 11:10 PM
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imagine how bored i must have been to post it..............
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Old 17-07-2006, 11:10 PM
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I'm READING this thread, so I MUST be bored
I'm LAUGHING at that, so I must AGGREE
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Old 17-07-2006, 11:35 PM
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u guyz make my head hut
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Old 18-07-2006, 12:10 AM
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u guyz make my head hut
doesn't seem like you need much help for that, lol
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Old 18-07-2006, 12:14 AM
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its all that bundy pumping through my blood
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Old 20-07-2006, 09:16 PM
 

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The only one that seems to be pretty accurate is:

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
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Old 20-07-2006, 09:19 PM
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I'm ITALIAN, so I MUST have a big ****.

Nose??? whats so bad about the word nose?
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Old 22-07-2006, 01:09 AM
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AHHAHAHA lol slap nutz you quoted me in your tag LOL....

unfourntually if it were true about EMO's cut their wrists we'd all be alot happier... lets see..........

Im Russian-Irish black dancer with blond hair thats a Atheist goth thats pretty and wears skirts...

hahahah god its late
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Old 22-07-2006, 12:21 PM
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That was good.
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Old 22-07-2006, 02:17 PM
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AHHAHAHA lol slap nutz you quoted me in your tag LOL....

that's 'cause it is funny as hell, lol
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