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    Default In Heaven

    Two ladies talking in heaven:

    1st woman: Hi! My name is Wanda.

    2nd woman: Hi! I'm Sylvia. How'd you die?

    1st woman: I Froze to Death.

    2nd woman: How Horrible!

    1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began
    to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about
    you?

    2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband
    was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead,
    I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.

    1st woman: So, what happened?

    2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I
    started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and
    searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet
    and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked
    everywhere,and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over
    with a heart attack and died.

    1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer...we'd both still be
    alive.
    all those get judged by me, the king of kings..




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    uh oh, sweet mate
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    haha wasn't to bad

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