A bloke walks into a pub with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while he's drinking it, the monkey jumps around all over the place. The monkey grabs some olives off the bar and eats them, then grabs some limes and eats them. He then jumps onto the pool table, grabs the cue ball, sticks it in his mouth and swallows it whole. The barman screams at the bloke: "Did you see what your monkey just did?" "No what?" says the bloke. 'He just ate the cue ball off my pool table, whole says the barman. 'Yeah that doesn't surprise me,' replies the patron. 'He eats everything in sight, the little jerk. I'll pay for the cue ball.' He finishes his drink, pays the bill and leaves the pub.
Two weeks later, he's in the pub again and has his monkey with him. He orders a drink and the monkey starts running around. While the man is finishing his drink, the monkey finds a maraschino cherry on the bar. He grabs it, sticks it up his bum, pulls it out and eats it. The barnam is disgusted. 'Did you see what your monkey did now?' he asks. 'What?' inquires the patron. 'Well he stuck that maraschino cherry up his bum and ate it, says the barman. 'Yeah, that doesn't surprise me,' replies the bloke. 'He still easts everything in sight, but ever since he swallowed that cue ball, he measures everything first,'
This is hilarious i couldnt stop laughing
Man and his monkey
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