the 3 nuns

[Bradg83]

Three nuns are walking through central park in america. Next thing, a man in a trenchcoat steps out and flashes all 3 of them ..

The first nun, had a stroke, as did the second nun


the third one didn't touch it at all

[natooo]

lol its funny cos i wasnt even thinking clean i thought it meant pullin him off anyways

[TheForgotten]

3 nuns died and went to heaven. at the pearly gates st. peter says you must answer a question to enter heaven.
to the first nun he asks " who were the first 2 people?" and she replies "adam and eve"
"correct" and he steps aside as the gates open, and the first nun walks in.
to the second, he asks "where did they meet?" and instantly the nun answers "the garden of eden" and she too is allowed in.
to the third, st. peter says "as you were the mother superior, your question will be harder... what did eve say when they met?"
the nun thought for a moment and said "oh that's a hard one"
"welcome to heaven"

[Bradg83]

how do you get a nun pregnant?

Dress her up as an altar boy

[_Mukas_]

how do you get a nun pregnant?

Dress her up as an altar boy

OUCH!....i like it