Promises

[2002 VY]

A woman recently lost her husband
She had him cremated and brought his ashes home
Picking up the urn that he was in,she poured him onto the patio table
Then while tracing her fingers in the ashes,she started talking to him
"Irving,you know that fur coat you promised me?
I bought it with the insurance money!"
"Irving,remember that new car you promised me?
Well,i also bought it with the insurance money!"
"Irving,that emerald necklace you promised me?
Bought it too,with the insurance money!"
Still tracing her fingers in the ashes,she said,
"Irving,remember that blow job i promised you?"
"Here it comes!!!"