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Old 27-07-2006, 05:21 PM
 

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Tip’s to Caught a Cheating Husband, Wife, and Spouse



Signs of a Cheating Spouse

By Dr. Robert Huizenga

Some of these are “tongue in cheek” while others are tell tale signs that commonly appear when someone is having an affair. There is no copyright. Feel free to forward to those who might be interested.

Signs of a Cheating Wife (Girlfriend)

1) You find birth-control pills in her medicine cabinet, and you’ve had a vasectomy. 2) She sets up a new e-mail account and doesn’t tell you about it.

3) She goes to the store for groceries and comes home 5 hours later.

4) She buys herself new underwear.

5) She sets up a separate cell phone account that is billed to her office.

6) The toilet bowl seat is up, and when you left home it was down.

7) She’s unconventionally spending money on new clothes.

8) She stops confiding in you and seeking advice from you.

9) She stops wearing her wedding ring.

Signs of a Cheating Husband

1) He carries condoms, and you are on the pill.

2) He insists the child seat, toys, etc., are kept out of his car.

3) You find a long blonde hair on the .....more
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Old 27-07-2006, 05:51 PM
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ahhaha, cool
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Old 03-08-2006, 12:30 PM
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hmm funny but is it maybe in the wrong section
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Old 03-08-2006, 01:06 PM
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Just moved it.

Reminder to all. The general section if for general commodore related postings.

If a post has no reference at all it will be moved on to the pub or another relevant section.

Repeat offenders will be nicely told not to do it again.
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Old 03-08-2006, 08:49 PM
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well um... this isn't funny either... plain fact (yeah I've had a gf cheat on me)
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