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corny police joke
A policeman is driving along the road when he gets an urgent message on his radio telling him there has been a dead body found in an ice cream van just down the road.
He rushes to the scene where he discovers a man's body, with chocolate flakes up each nostril, raspberry sauce all over his head and he is covered from head to toe in hundreds and thousands.
A puzzled onlooker asks the policeman what he thinks has happened, to which the policeman replies:
"It looks like he's topped himself"
That is so stupid, but funny....
" Behold the turtle. He makes progress only when he sticks his neck out "
The Kicking Horse
Surely you have some better cop jokes mate..
Take it out/Take it Back
Like the farmer who's travelling through his top paddock and radio's back the the farmhouse saying that he's hit a pig and its stuck in the bull bars of the ute.Originally Posted by Shounak
The reply comes "Just pull the bloody thing out"
"I would" said the farmer "But the things screaming and squealing and its getting vicious"
"No option but to shoot it then, see you back here in 5"
2 Hours later the farmer arrives back at the farmhouse "What took you so bloody long, all you had to do was shoot the bloody thing"
"Shooting the pig wasnt the problem, it was getting his bloody bike out of the bull bars that took so long" replied the farmer
The Kicking Horse
Shouldn't you be asleep?
Police were called to a house in Toorak to find a box of cornflakes on the floor, it's contents all over the place....
Police are on the lookout for a cereal killer (bo boom tish)
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hahaha, the "bo boom tish" make it funnierPolice were called to a house in Toorak to find a box of cornflakes on the floor, it's contents all over the place....
Police are on the lookout for a cereal killer (bo boom tish)
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