yo momma's so fat

[bangers]

Yo momma's so fat,
she makes Free Willy look like a tic tac

Yo momma's so fat,
when she walked in front of the TV I missed 3 commercials

Yo momma's so fat,
the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale

Yo momma's so fat,
when she steps on the scale it says one at a time please

Yo momma's so fat,
when she steps on the scale it says sorry we don't do livestock

Yo momma's so fat,
at a restaurant when they give her the menu she replies " yes Please"

Yo momma's so fat,
when she went to the beach Greenpeace tried to drag her back in the water.

Yo momma's so fat,
when she went to get a water bed, they put a blanket across Lake Michigan.

Yo momma's so fat,
when she tiptoes, everyone yells "Stampede!"

Yo momma's so fat,
she makes sumo wrestlers look anorexic.

Yo momma's so fat,
she makes Big Bird look like a rubber duck.

Yo momma's so fat,
when she wore a shirt with an AA on it, people thought it was American Airlines biggest jet.

Yo momma's so fat,
Dr. Martens had to kill 3 cows just to make her a pair of shoes.

Yo momma's so fat,
when she goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps.

Yo momma's so fat,
she can't stay on a basketball court for three seconds without getting called for a key violation.

Yo mama so fat,
that she climbed Mt. Fuji with one step.

Yo momma's so fat,
I had to take a train and two busses just to get on her good side.

Yo momma's so fat,
when she hauls ass, she has to make two trips.

Yo mama' so fat,
she's 36-24-36... but that's her forearm, neck, and thigh!

Yo momma's so fat,
they had to grease a door frame and hold a Twinkie on the other side to get her through.

Yo momma's so fat,
she can lay down and stand up and her height doesn't change.

Yo momma's so fat,
the horse on her Polo shirt is real.

Yo momma's so fat,
when she runs she makes the CD player skip... at the radio station.

Yo momma's so fat,
her belly jiggle is the first ever perpetual motion machine.

Yo momma's so fat,
all the restaurants in town have signs that say: "Maximum Occupancy: 240 Patrons OR Yo Momma"

Yo momma's so fat,
when she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.

Yo momma's so fat,
instead of wide leg jeans, she wears wide load.

Yo momma's so fat,
when she gets in an elevator, it has to go down.

Yo momma's so fat,
when I said I wanted "Pigs in a blanket" she got back in bed.

Yo momma's so fat,
when she was diagnosed with the flesh eating disease, the doctor gave her 5 years to live.

Yo momma's so fat,
she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.

Yo momma's so fat,
she's got smaller fat women orbiting around her.

Yo momma's so fat,
a picture of her fell off the wall!

Yo momma's so fat,
her picture takes two frames.

Yo momma's so fat,
her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard.

[pandaman]

Hahaha, good stuff Bangers, I'm gonna use some of those on my boss.

[blaze]

ur mummas so fat she irons her pants on tha drive way

[Patrio7]

yo mamas so fat she had to install doors on her pc

[commod8]

hahaha all great

[jaisvz]

yo mama so old, i told her to act her age and the b1tch died

[christel]

ya momma's so fat
her belt size says the equator
ya momma's so fat
when the hubby goeos to get off her he has to roll and roll and roll and roll and roll before he even touches the ground.
ya momma's so ugly
when you take her to the restaurant the waiter puts her plate on the floor

[253@7k]

ya momma's so fat
her belt size says the equator
ya momma's so fat
when the hubby goeos to get off her he has to roll and roll and roll and roll and roll before he even touches the ground.
ya momma's so ugly
when you take her to the restaurant the waiter puts her plate on the floor

Where did you come up with these? Gee, lovely person aint ya.

[ElDubya]

Yo mumma's so fat, after sex I roll over 3 times and I'm still on the bitch!

Yo mumma's so fat, she puts her belt on with a boomerang!

Yo mumma's so fat, she has more chins than a chinese phone book!

[calais_304]

your momma's so nasty, her crabs use her tampon string as a bungee cord.

your momma's so fat, after sex i slap her ass and catch the first wave in.

your momma's so ugly, she makes blind children cry.

[redcedar]

your mommas so fat she doesn't go through a doorway in a single file she goes through in a single pile !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[R Photon]

your momma's so nasty, her crabs use her tampon string as a bungee cord-- no shit man i was about to throw up..sick shit

[VS CALAIS]

Your momma's like a door knob - everyone gets a turn
Your momma's like a TV - anyone can turn her on
Your momma's like a elevator - Push the right button she goes down for anyone
Your momma's so slow it takes her 2hrs to watch 60 mins
Your momma's so fat you gotta roll her in flour to find the wet spot
Your momma's so loose when she walks she leaves snail trails
OK OK get off momma's .... cause i just got off yours
Your momma's so poor saw her kickin a can down the street , asked her what she was doing , she said moving!!
(Not directed at anyone either, just jokes)

[_Mukas_]

HEY!!! leave my mum outta this and ill *looking down* leave this outta ya mum!

[Bradg83]

You mum is so fat when I'm on top of her I burn my clacker on the light bulb


Your mum is so fat when she sits on my face i can't hear the stereo

[digitok]

Yo mama's so fat she has her own area code

[VS CALAIS]

HEY!!! leave my mum outta this and ill *looking down* leave this outta ya mum!

Nice very Nice

[TheForgotten]

Your momma's so fat she cuts herself and gravy pours out

[Patrio7]

Your mommas so fat that customs arrested her for being in possesion of 20kg's of crack.

[TheForgotten]

eeewwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!

[vsmad]

wait a minute wait a minute, don't bring anyones mother into this, she ain't here. if it wasn't for your mother, you wouldn't be here, so remember when you put down one mother you're putting down mothers all around the world.

[Julie]

anyone watch that new yo momma show on mtv? I can't beleive they made a show based on crap like this lol

Yo momma's so fat, when the police showed her a picture of her feet, she couldn't identify them.

Yo momma's so fat, when she bends over we go into daylight savings time.

Yo Momma's so stupid that when I told her we needed gas for the car, she farted at the gas tank!

Yo Momma's so stupid that when she goes to a movie theatre and saw under 18 not admitted, she went home and got 17 of her friends.

Yo Momma's so stupid she stayed in the grocery store for one day looking at a can of orange juice just because it said concentrate.

[soyaman]

Mothers are great, it is social welfare queens that are usually the prob , it seems that women who think they can be dads and rip kids off of a father so as they can maxisimise welfare and C$A handouts , are the prob .

[blaze]

ur mumma so fat she scratches ber back with a steel rake
ur mumma so ugly she cleans her teeth with a wire brush

[Full Spectrum]

Ya mumma so fat takes her 10min just to wash 1 arse cheek.
Ya mumma so fat cost her $599 to see her feet with a video camera.
Ya mumma so fat she saved me $400 on springs to lower the car 4".
Ya mumma so fat when she was down the beach i seen a Chinese boat close by.
Ya mumma so fast she eat sizzler's out of business.
Ya mumma so fat she stood on a mountain and we had a total eclipse.
Ya mumma so fat they tried to charge her a family ticket into dream world on her own.