yo momma's so fat

[bangers]

Yo momma's so fat,
she makes Free Willy look like a tic tac

Yo momma's so fat,
when she walked in front of the TV I missed 3 commercials

Yo momma's so fat,
the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale

Yo momma's so fat,
when she steps on the scale it says one at a time please

Yo momma's so fat,
when she steps on the scale it says sorry we don't do livestock

Yo momma's so fat,
at a restaurant when they give her the menu she replies " yes Please"

Yo momma's so fat,
when she went to the beach Greenpeace tried to drag her back in the water.

Yo momma's so fat,
when she went to get a water bed, they put a blanket across Lake Michigan.

Yo momma's so fat,
when she tiptoes, everyone yells "Stampede!"

Yo momma's so fat,
she makes sumo wrestlers look anorexic.

Yo momma's so fat,
she makes Big Bird look like a rubber duck.

Yo momma's so fat,
when she wore a shirt with an AA on it, people thought it was American Airlines biggest jet.

Yo momma's so fat,
Dr. Martens had to kill 3 cows just to make her a pair of shoes.

Yo momma's so fat,
when she goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps.

Yo momma's so fat,
she can't stay on a basketball court for three seconds without getting called for a key violation.

Yo mama so fat,
that she climbed Mt. Fuji with one step.

Yo momma's so fat,
I had to take a train and two busses just to get on her good side.

Yo momma's so fat,
when she hauls ass, she has to make two trips.

Yo mama' so fat,
she's 36-24-36... but that's her forearm, neck, and thigh!

Yo momma's so fat,
they had to grease a door frame and hold a Twinkie on the other side to get her through.

Yo momma's so fat,
she can lay down and stand up and her height doesn't change.

Yo momma's so fat,
the horse on her Polo shirt is real.

Yo momma's so fat,
when she runs she makes the CD player skip... at the radio station.

Yo momma's so fat,
her belly jiggle is the first ever perpetual motion machine.

Yo momma's so fat,
all the restaurants in town have signs that say: "Maximum Occupancy: 240 Patrons OR Yo Momma"

Yo momma's so fat,
when she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.

Yo momma's so fat,
instead of wide leg jeans, she wears wide load.

Yo momma's so fat,
when she gets in an elevator, it has to go down.

Yo momma's so fat,
when I said I wanted "Pigs in a blanket" she got back in bed.

Yo momma's so fat,
when she was diagnosed with the flesh eating disease, the doctor gave her 5 years to live.

Yo momma's so fat,
she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.

Yo momma's so fat,
she's got smaller fat women orbiting around her.

Yo momma's so fat,
a picture of her fell off the wall!

Yo momma's so fat,
her picture takes two frames.

Yo momma's so fat,
her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard.

[pandaman]

Hahaha, good stuff Bangers, I'm gonna use some of those on my boss.

[ultimate warrior]

ur mummas so fat she irons her pants on tha drive way

[Patrio7]

yo mamas so fat she had to install doors on her pc

[commod8]

hahaha all great

[jaisvz]

yo mama so old, i told her to act her age and the b1tch died

[christel]

ya momma's so fat
her belt size says the equator
ya momma's so fat
when the hubby goeos to get off her he has to roll and roll and roll and roll and roll before he even touches the ground.
ya momma's so ugly
when you take her to the restaurant the waiter puts her plate on the floor

[253@7k]

Originally Posted by christel

ya momma's so fat
her belt size says the equator
ya momma's so fat
when the hubby goeos to get off her he has to roll and roll and roll and roll and roll before he even touches the ground.
ya momma's so ugly
when you take her to the restaurant the waiter puts her plate on the floor

Where did you come up with these? Gee, lovely person aint ya.

[ElDubya]

Yo mumma's so fat, after sex I roll over 3 times and I'm still on the bitch!

Yo mumma's so fat, she puts her belt on with a boomerang!

Yo mumma's so fat, she has more chins than a chinese phone book!

[calais_304]

your momma's so nasty, her crabs use her tampon string as a bungee cord.

your momma's so fat, after sex i slap her ass and catch the first wave in.

your momma's so ugly, she makes blind children cry.

[redcedar]

your mommas so fat she doesn't go through a doorway in a single file she goes through in a single pile !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[R Photon]

your momma's so nasty, her crabs use her tampon string as a bungee cord-- no **** man i was about to throw up..sick ****

[VS CALAIS]

Your momma's like a door knob - everyone gets a turn
Your momma's like a TV - anyone can turn her on
Your momma's like a elevator - Push the right button she goes down for anyone
Your momma's so slow it takes her 2hrs to watch 60 mins
Your momma's so fat you gotta roll her in flour to find the wet spot
Your momma's so loose when she walks she leaves snail trails
OK OK get off momma's .... cause i just got off yours
Your momma's so poor saw her kickin a can down the street , asked her what she was doing , she said moving!!
(Not directed at anyone either, just jokes)

[_Mukas_]

HEY!!! leave my mum outta this and ill *looking down* leave this outta ya mum!