A small boy was lost, so he went up to a policeman and said, "I've lost my dad!"
The copper said, "What's he like?"
The little boy replied, "Beer and women!"
Heard one similar...
Little girl gets lost in Coles, goes to the desk and says "I can't find my mummy"
Manager says "What's she like?"
Little girl replies "big c0cks and vodka"