the farmer

bangers · #1 27-07-2006, 07:47 PM

A farmer and his brand new bride were riding home from the chapel in a wagon pulled by a team of horses, when the older horse stumbled. The farmer said, "That's once."

A little further along, the poor old horse stumbled again. The farmer said, "That's twice."

After a little, while the poor old horse stumbled again. The farmer didn't say anything, but reached under the seat, pulled out a shotgun and shot the horse.

His brand new bride raised all kind of hell with him, telling him, "That was an awful thing to do."

The farmer said, "That's once."

`daj0pe · #2 28-07-2006, 03:04 PM

don't get it?

ChrisJ · #3 28-07-2006, 03:11 PM

That's once!

2002 VY · #4 28-07-2006, 03:13 PM

hehe nice one.