Another all time great comeback line

[spice weasel (BAM)]

A teacher was up the front of the class letting everyone know that there was going to be a test tomorrow and that everyone was to attend and that unless they were dead they had to be there.

One student piped up, well what if i have had some amazing sexual experience all night and i am so exhausted that i cannot possibly drag myself in for the test.

And the teacher replies, then you will just have to write with your other hand then, won't you.

[brownie82]

Hahahahahahaha OWNED

[commod8]

OOHOHOO that's one of the best jokes i've heard!

[Shifty1]

ahahahahaha.. thats OWNAGE!