another johnny joke
Little Johnnie's neighbour had a baby. Unfortunately, the baby was
born without ears. When mother and new baby came home from the
hospital, Johnnie's family were invited over to see the baby. Before
they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk with him and
explained that the baby had no ears. His dad also told him that if he
so much as mentioned anything about the baby's missing ears or even said
the word ears, he would get the smacking of his life when they came
back home.
Little Johnnie told his dad he understood completely.
When Johnnie looked in the crib he said, "What a beautiful baby." The
mother said, "Why, thank you, Little Johnnie." Johnnie said, "He has
beautiful little feet and beautiful little hands, a
cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can he see?"
"Yes", the mother replied, "we are so thankful - the Doctor said he
will have 20/20 vision."
"That's great", said Little Johnnie, "cos he'd be f**ked if he needed
glasses ..."
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