lymerics

[calais_304]

there once was a man of barrow,
who tryed to bum f*@k a sparrow,
his dastdedlie deed,
did not succeed,
the bones of it's ass were to narrow.

nymphomanical jill,
tryed a dynamite stick for a thrill,
they found her vagina,
in south carolina,
and bits of her tits in brazil.

there once was a man of matrass,
whos balls were made of fine brass,
in stormy weather,
they both clanged together,
and sparks flew outta his ass.

[chris.dobinson]

there once was a woman from mount larcom
who used to get all the farm boys and sark em
but when she got tired
she'd hop on and ride
so not only sark em she fark em

there once was a singer named elton
he was givin his pindick a beltin
the heat from his thrust
caused his ballsack to bust
and now his ass hole is meltin

the once was a man from werimba
who was rootin a lion named simba
to keep the thing still
so his load wouldnt spill
he'd use a great lump of timber