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    An English church minister was seated next to Shane Warne on a flight to New York. After the plane was airborne, orders for drinks were taken.

    Shane asked for a rum and coke. The flight attendant then asked the church minister if he would like a drink. He replied in disgust,
    “I’d rather be raped by a dozen whores than let liquor touch my lips.”

    Shane then handed his drink back and said, “Me too. I didn’t know we had a choice.”
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