Warny ...

[ElDubya]

An English church minister was seated next to Shane Warne on a flight to New York. After the plane was airborne, orders for drinks were taken.

Shane asked for a rum and coke. The flight attendant then asked the church minister if he would like a drink. He replied in disgust,
“I’d rather be raped by a dozen whores than let liquor touch my lips.”

Shane then handed his drink back and said, “Me too. I didn’t know we had a choice.”

[_Mukas_]

haha, nice one....
gotta love warnie!