Kid with a frog

[jd hot stuff]

A little boy about 12 years old is walking down the street
dragging a
flattened frog on a string behind him. He came up to the
doorstep of "a
house of ill repute" and knocked on the door.

When the Madam answered it, she saw the little boy and asked
what he
wanted.
He said, "I want to have sex with one of the women inside. I
have the money
to buy it, and I'm not leaving until I get it.
The Madam figured, why not, so she told him to come in. Once
in, she told
him to pick any of the girls he liked. He asked, "Do any of the
girls have
any diseases?" Of course the Madam said "No". The boy said, "I
heard all
the men talking about having to get shots after making love with
Amber -
THAT'S the girl I want."
Since the little boy was so adamant and had the money to pay for
it, the
Madam told him to go to the first room on the right.
He headed down the hall dragging the squashed frog behind him.
Ten minutes
later he came back, still dragging the frog, paid the Madam, and
headed out
the door.
The Madam stopped him and asked, "Why did you pick the only girl
in the
place with a disease, instead of one of the others?"
He said, "Well, if you must know, tonight when I get home, my
parents are
going out to a restaurant to eat, leaving me at home with a
baby-sitter.
After they leave, my baby-sitter will have sex with me because
she just
happens to be very fond of cute little boys. She will then get
the disease
that I just caught. When Mum and Dad get back, Dad will take
the
baby-sitter home. On the way, he'll give her one in the car and
he'll
catch the disease. Then when Dad gets home from the
baby-sitter's, he and
Mum will go to bed and have sex, and Mum will catch it.
In the morning when Dad goes to work, the Milkman will deliver
the milk,
have a quickie with Mum and catch the disease, and HE'S the
prick who ran
over my FROG!"

[ashzv6]

ive heard a rodney rude variation of that still a classic but.