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03-08-2006, 06:29 AM
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Marketing 101 - Does anyone know how this ends?
Does anyone have the ending to this joke? I think there were a few more categories in the original when I first read it:
Marketing 101
You see a handsome guy at a party. You go up to him and say, "I'm fantastic in bed."
-- That's Direct Marketing.
You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a handsome guy. One of your friends goes up to him and pointing at you says, "She's fantastic in bed."
-- That's Advertising.
You see a handsome guy at a party. You go up to him, and get his telephone number. The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm fantastic in bed."
-- That's Telemarketing.
You're at a party and see a handsome guy. You get up and straighten your dress. You walk up to him and pour him a drink. You say, "May I," and reach up to straighten his tie brushing your breast lightly against his arm, and then say, "By the way, I'm fantastic in bed."
-- That's Public Relations.
You're at a party and see a handsome guy. He walks up to you and says, "I hear you're fantastic in bed."
-- That's Brand Recognition.
You're at a party and see a handsome guy. You talk him into going home with your friend.
-- That's a Sales Rep
Your friend can't satisfy him so she calls you.
-- That's Tech Support.
You're on your way to a party when you realize that there could be handsome men in all these houses you're passing. So you climb onto the roof of one situated toward the center and shout at the top of your lungs, "I'm fantastic in bed!"
-- That’s ???
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03-08-2006, 06:33 AM
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yep.....
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dunno, it's got me stumped, but I gotta meet this chick
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If you have trouble, flood the c.n.u.t with degreaser, chuck some gravel in, put the cap back on and shake it like an english baby-sitter with an un-wanted red-headed love-child. Tally-Ho!
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03-08-2006, 10:01 AM
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Originally Posted by TheForgotten
but I gotta meet this chick
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haha 
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03-08-2006, 06:21 PM
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3Y3 K4N 5P33K 1337.
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Public appeal?
spam?
Product announcement?
GIYF! ?
Spam for the win;
http://www.ozjokes.com/jokes/jokes.php?jokeid=1500
and as stated, GIYF
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04-08-2006, 10:11 PM
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mass marketing?
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05-08-2006, 02:44 PM
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Thats Spam !
Lmao
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06-08-2006, 02:18 PM
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DJ Titan...Hardstyle guru
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propaganda!
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06-08-2006, 05:09 PM
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Investing in happiness
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.. a great invitation?
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07-08-2006, 04:59 AM
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Originally Posted by Patrio7
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11-08-2006, 09:52 AM
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The street im moving to
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22-08-2006, 12:36 PM
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Personal Trainer
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lol i love this one.
last time i got it, i forwarded it to the bloke at work who thinks he's king ****, and sent a group email to everyone.
i added a little bit at the end...
If <blokes name> walks up to a woman, says he's great in bed, has a big dick and has had lots of experience, what's that called?
- False advertising.
He wasn't happy...
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