great come back

[ultimate_vn]

a cop pulled over a man for speeding.
when he got to the window he said "i've been waiting for you all day"
the man driving replied quickly "well i got here as fast as i could"
and got let off with a warning

[VRFURY]

hmmmm okay dokey then

[Bradg83]

man gets pulled over for 150 in a school zone... Cop walks up to the window and says "look, todays my last day on the force, if you can give me a good reason for speeding I'll let you off"

Bloke says "My missus just ran off with a copper, I thought you were trying to give her back"


"Have a nice day sir" says the police officer..

[Full Spectrum]

Hey don't you look familiar???

Yes I'm sleeping with your wife

Oh yes i forgot to thank you for taking her off my hands.