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Old 10-08-2006, 09:50 AM
 

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a cop pulled over a man for speeding.
when he got to the window he said "i've been waiting for you all day"
the man driving replied quickly "well i got here as fast as i could"
and got let off with a warning
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Old 10-08-2006, 10:26 AM
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hmmmm okay dokey then
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Old 10-08-2006, 11:13 AM
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man gets pulled over for 150 in a school zone... Cop walks up to the window and says "look, todays my last day on the force, if you can give me a good reason for speeding I'll let you off"

Bloke says "My missus just ran off with a copper, I thought you were trying to give her back"


"Have a nice day sir" says the police officer..
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Old 11-08-2006, 06:11 AM
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Hey don't you look familiar???

Yes I'm sleeping with your wife

Oh yes i forgot to thank you for taking her off my hands.
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