A 7 year old and a 4 year old are upstairs in their bedroom.
"You know what?", says the 7 year old, "I think it's about time we
started swearing."
The 4 year old nods his head in approval.
"When we go downstairs for breakfast I'm gonna swear first, then you
swear after me, ok?"
"Ok" the 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm.
The mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 7 year old what he wants
for breakfast.
"Oh, s**t mum, I guess I'll have some Coco Pops"
WHACK!! He flew out of his chair, tumbled across the kitchen floor, got
up,and ran upstairs crying his eyes out.
She looked at the 4 year old and asked with a stern voice,"And what do
YOU want for breakfast, young man?
"I don't know," he blubbers, "but it won't be f***ing Coco Pops"
that's awesome
that is hell funny.....i think i heard it a long time ago, but it doesnt lose its edge![]()
hahahahahaha! gotta love it
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But that's not all!!!
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VT Calais II... The Italian Stallion
please dont cream me for this but i dont think i get it, either that or i dont find it very funny sorry![]()
The four year old thinks his older brother got smacked by asking for coco-pops. He didn't know the real cause was swearing.
Noise elimination I call it. Find noise, eliminate it. That's all I ever seem to be doing.