A few blonde jokes, some could be considered a bit rude though
Why did the blonde get confused in the toilet?
She was not used to pulling her own pants down.
Why did the blonde fail her driving test?
As soon as she parked she started to take off her clothes, then she opened the door to let the clutch out.
Two blondes talking, " what is further away Melbourne or the moon?
The other blonde replies, " Derrrr you can see the moon!"
Why did the blonde refuse to talk whilst engaging in sex?
Her mother always said not to talk to strangers.
Why do blondes drive BMW's?
It is the only car they can spell.
only human......
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how can youu tell a blonde has been on your comp, there's white out on the screen and there's cheese next to the mouse
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Q:What did the blonde say to the doctor when she found out she was pregnant ???
A: Are you sure it's mine ??????????
Q: How can you tell if a blonde is having a bad day at work?
A:When she has a tampon behind her ear, and she can't find her pencil.
Q: Why do blondes drive convertables?
A: Because of the great legroom.
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santa the easterbunny and a smart blond enter a bar and barman says, is this some kind of joke?
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