Mad As A Meataxe
Mad Cow Disease
A female reporter was conducting an interview with a farmer about Mad Cow Disease.
"Mr. Brown, do you have any idea what might be the cause of the disease?" asked the reporter.
"Sure. Do you know the bulls only screw the cows once a year?" stated the farmer.
"Umm, sir, that is new information to me, but what's the relationship between this and Mad Cow?" questioned the reporter.
"And did you know we milk the cows twice a day?" added the farmer.
"Mr. Brown, that's interesting,but, what's the point?" demanded the reporter.
The farmer replied, "Lady, the point is this: if I played with your tits twice a day, but only screwed you once a year, wouldn't you go mad, too?"
The very existance of flamethrowers proves that sometime, somewhere, someone said to themselves, 'You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to do it.
The power of 253
lol not bad
When you fall off the pace with the car you brought to the race, I'll be the one who's flying by you kickin' sh#t in your face
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haha pretty good man
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