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    Default Old McDonald had a ???????

    Quiz game show with an Australian an American and an Irishman, the question is
    Old McDonald had a **** and each contestant has to fill in the blank word and spell it.

    Australian: "Old McDonald had a Station.....S.T.A.T.IO.N."
    American: "Old McDonald had a ranch........R.A.N.C.H."
    Irishman: "Old McDonald had a farm..........E.I.E.I.O"

    Sorry if there are any Irish reading this, my Wife is Irish and lovely, it is only a joke.

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    What do you call an Irish Dentist?

    A. Phill McCavity ...


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    lol, as bad as the irishman that dug 2 holes, becuase the first one wasnt deep enuf.

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    And then there's the one about the Irishman who went to the toilet and wiped the chain and pulled himself

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    Or the Irishman who wore two condoms, to be sure to be sure .. haha
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    How many irish guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

    10, one to hold the light bulb and 9 to drink till the room spins round

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