Stalker

[MaN|aC]

Got this one through work

One day a 12 year old boy was walking down
the street when a car pulled up
beside him and the window was wound down.
"I'll give you a bag of lollies if you get in the
car", said the driver.
"No way, get stuffed", replied the boy.
"How about a bag of lollies and $10?" asked
the driver.
"I said no way", replied the irratated youngster.
"What about a bag of juicey lollies and $50
eh", quizzed the driver, still
rolling slowly to keep up with the walking boy.
"No, I'm not getting in the fricken car!"
answered the boy.
"Okay, okay, I knowwhat you want. I'll give
you $100 and a bag of lollies",
the driver offerd.
NO", screamed the boy
"What will it take to get you in the car?" Asked
the driver with a long sigh.
The boy replied, "Listen Dad, you bought the
stupid Ford, you live with it!"

[hakhawk]

lol, old as, but still funny

[Goose]

OMG, that is ###in gold lol

[stbitch]

mate that was bloody good and funny

[R Photon]

haha awesome dude