I Like Bresciani Racing
Joe and his bike
Joe buys an immaculate vintage motorbike and asks the seller how he kept it so nice. "Well," says the seller, "when the bike is outside, if it is going to rain, I rub Vaseline on the chrome - it protects it beautifully".
That night, Joe's girlfriend, Mary, invites him over to meet her parents. Naturally, they take the bike. Just before they enter the house, Mary stops Joe and says, "By the way, when my family eats dinner, we don't talk, In fact, the first person who says anything during dinner has to do the dishes."
Once inside, Joe's appalled - filthy plates are piled high in every room. But they sit down to eat and, sure enough, no one says a word. As dinner progresses, Joe decides to take advantage of the situation, so he stands up, rips Mary's clothes off and screws her right there. Still silence. He looks at her mum and thinks, "Why not?" So he has his way with her too. Now Mary and her dad are both furious, but still, total silence.
Then, all of a sudden there is a clap of thunder and it starts to rain. Joe, recalling his advice, pulls out the jar of Vaseline. The father backs away from the table and shouts, "All right, I'll do the fcuking dishes!"
<<DRIVE IT LIKE ITS HOT>>
"Calais, interior is rezzed, mess my interior, its suicide you d!ckhead"
M&M =D
LOL hahahahaha thats a good one!
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VT Calais II... The Italian Stallion
Nothing witty to say :(
awesome, thats a good one. LOL at work
M&M =D
Hahaha i told my girl that joke last night, she cracked up hahaha ahhh its too good!
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VT Calais II... The Italian Stallion
I Like Bresciani Racing
yeah same here man i told my girl and she loved it tooOriginally Posted by MikesVT
<<DRIVE IT LIKE ITS HOT>>
"Calais, interior is rezzed, mess my interior, its suicide you d!ckhead"
Stock VN.......... 4 now
one of the best, lol this'll have me laughing on days
Thats gotta be a classic ! hahaha !
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